Give Into Me.

Oh man, am I upset that MJ is dead.
I used to listen to his songs on repeat when I was in middle school and write stories on my ancient laptop.

I even modeled a character after him in the music video 'Beat It'. His name was Tanke in my story.

I own all of his DVDs, save for 'Moonwalker'.

DAMN YOU, MJ. SERIOUSLY.
I'll be having words with him when I get to Heaven.
And I shall DEMAND he teach me the moonwalk.

Summer fling is under way!
Haha.
This guy loves movies almost as much as I do, except he can't quote them for shit. I think he did one too many drugs in his day, so his brain is a little off center. No matter. He's still hot as hell.

He does this weird thing with his tongue, though, and I think I'm gonna have to work on that. He like... swirls it around. In my mouth.
I am not an icecream cone.

Unfortunately, he isn't very mentally stimulating. I feel like I just have to keep talking because he doesn't say much back. Well, he DOES, but it usually has to do with nothing pertaining or adding to the conversation.
He says he likes hearing me talk.
Well, golly, I love hearing me talk, as well, but that doesn't mean I want to talk ALL THE TIME.

I like guys who have things to say.

He's 24. Win? Oh yeah win. OH. YEAH.

Anyway, he's fun. For now.
When school rolls around, I don't know. I just don't know.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:44:27 AM): i have kiss me through the phone stuck in my head.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:44:35 AM): stupid nighttime driving music.

Spyman5050 (1:51:16 AM): i dunno that song

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:24 AM): good.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:27 AM): you don't want to know that song

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:29 AM): it's horrible.

Spyman5050 (1:51:32 AM): hah

Spyman5050 (1:51:37 AM): is it miley cyrus or something?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:47 AM): HA. no. it's some rapper r&b something or other.

Spyman5050 (1:51:54 AM): ah

Spyman5050 (1:51:56 AM): ive heard the name

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:59 AM): ah yes

Spyman5050 (1:52:07 AM): im watchin dexter

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:52:16 AM): well, shit, i'll let you get back to that, boo

Spyman5050 (1:52:47 AM): haha

Spyman5050 (1:52:52 AM): its no biggie

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:52:57 AM): it's DEXTER, bryce.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:53:04 AM): you and dexter have an extremely intimate relationship

Spyman5050 (1:53:11 AM): i WISH

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:53:30 AM): haha, exactly. is your boner up to your teeth? i feel like i might be able to see it from here

Spyman5050 (1:54:15 AM): i got a light installed on the top of it too

Spyman5050 (1:54:18 AM): look for that

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:55:09 AM): dang. does that light interfere at all or does it maybe help? i'll bet if dexter saw it he'd be jizzing in his pants

Spyman5050 (1:55:46 AM): its purely for aesthetics

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:56:23 AM): i don't know whether to be disappointed or not

Spyman5050 (1:56:55 AM): why?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:57:24 AM): A LIGHT ON YOUR PEEN, BRYCE? come on. it's fuckin' classy.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:57:32 AM): and then it's only for aesthetics. psh.

Spyman5050 (1:57:41 AM): well it doesnt do anything!

Spyman5050 (1:57:49 AM): if i turn it to max

Spyman5050 (1:57:54 AM): then i can see how deep im going!

Spyman5050 (1:58:36 AM): ...that...was a joke

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:58:41 AM): haha, i know

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:58:45 AM): i'm arguing with brandon

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:58:51 AM): it interferes with the LAWLStrain

Spyman5050 (1:59:25 AM): gotcha

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:59:38 AM): hmmm, i wonder if you could get a girl's stomach to glow

Spyman5050 (1:59:44 AM): cayla

Spyman5050 (1:59:47 AM): ...

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:59:48 AM): WHAT

Spyman5050 (1:59:51 AM): you dont put your penis in her stomach

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:59:56 AM): you could...

Spyman5050 (2:00:07 AM): mm

Spyman5050 (2:00:12 AM): I couldnt personally

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:00:19 AM): i could.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:00:22 AM): paco peen is fuckin' huge

Spyman5050 (2:00:35 AM): yea youre more endowed than i

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:01:36 AM): golly, paco is just tops

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:01:42 AM): BRYCE

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:01:46 AM): you should watch true blood

Spyman5050 (2:02:01 AM): you mean the twilight tv show?

Spyman5050 (2:02:03 AM): nooo thanks

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:28 AM): twilight...tv...show... WHAT? NO

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:30 AM): i'm gonna kill you

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:37 AM): seriously. rip your guts out. or your intestines.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:39 AM): and strangle you with them

Spyman5050 (2:02:49 AM): hah

Spyman5050 returned at 2:02:52 AM.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:03:21 AM): twilight tv show.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:03:24 AM): you're awful

Spyman5050 (2:03:41 AM): well

Spyman5050 (2:03:44 AM): its a new tv show

Spyman5050 (2:03:45 AM): about vampires

Spyman5050 (2:03:51 AM): myspace is all over it

Spyman5050 (2:03:56 AM): sounds like it to me

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:04:12 AM): well, it's been on for a season already. it's based on the sookie stackhouse novels by charlaine harris. AND THESE VAMPS ARE EGIT

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:04:14 AM): LEGIT*

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:04:19 AM): NOT TWILIGHT. CRETIN.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:08:05 AM): ugh. if you were here, i'd punch you in the shoulder.

Spyman5050 (2:08:13 AM): see

Spyman5050 (2:08:15 AM): i knew you would

Spyman5050 (2:08:22 AM): which is why i planned out this entire night

Spyman5050 (2:08:24 AM): to not be there

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:09:59 AM): i'm gonna build a rocketlauncher

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:02 AM): to come over there

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:05 AM): and punch you in the shoulder

Spyman5050 (2:10:18 AM): the rocket launcher is?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:21 AM): YEAH

Spyman5050 (2:10:23 AM): or youre gonna rocket yourself over here?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:30 AM): uhhhhh. hm. good question

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:44 AM): no, i think the rocket is just gonna be shaped like my fist

Spyman5050 (2:10:48 AM): okay

Spyman5050 (2:11:02 AM): you could just chop your whole arm off

Spyman5050 (2:11:05 AM): and send that my way

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:11:14 AM): no you'd use it for other things, like beating children.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:11:23 AM): and jacking your hog

Spyman5050 (2:12:09 AM): jacking

Spyman5050 (2:12:11 AM): my hog?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:12:26 AM): yeah

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:15 AM): come on

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:17 AM): rub one out

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:24 AM): MODERN TERMINOLOGY

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:27 AM): IS IT BLOWING YOUR MIND

Spyman5050 (2:16:29 AM): grossssss

Spyman5050 (2:16:36 AM): yer sick!

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:43 AM): hahahahahaha

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:48 AM): this is why i will not chop my arm off

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:06 AM): i have a tiny hand that is useful for many things. and you will not use it to your advantage, sir. no no no

Spyman5050 (2:17:12 AM): cuz youre so filled with gross that bugs would just come spewing out??

Spyman5050 (2:17:17 AM): yea thats what would happen

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:25 AM): what kind of bugs?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:27 AM): june bugs?

Spyman5050 (2:17:33 AM): gross ones

Spyman5050 (2:17:33 AM): like

Spyman5050 (2:17:34 AM): caterpillars

Spyman5050 (2:17:37 AM): pussy ones

Spyman5050 (2:17:40 AM): PUSsy ones

Spyman5050 (2:17:43 AM): not pussy

Spyman5050 (2:17:44 AM): perv

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:57 AM): well now i'm totally thinking of vagina caterpillars