KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:44:27 AM): i have kiss me through the phone stuck in my head.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:44:35 AM): stupid nighttime driving music.

Spyman5050 (1:51:16 AM): i dunno that song

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:24 AM): good.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:27 AM): you don't want to know that song

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:29 AM): it's horrible.

Spyman5050 (1:51:32 AM): hah

Spyman5050 (1:51:37 AM): is it miley cyrus or something?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:47 AM): HA. no. it's some rapper r&b something or other.

Spyman5050 (1:51:54 AM): ah

Spyman5050 (1:51:56 AM): ive heard the name

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:51:59 AM): ah yes

Spyman5050 (1:52:07 AM): im watchin dexter

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:52:16 AM): well, shit, i'll let you get back to that, boo

Spyman5050 (1:52:47 AM): haha

Spyman5050 (1:52:52 AM): its no biggie

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:52:57 AM): it's DEXTER, bryce.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:53:04 AM): you and dexter have an extremely intimate relationship

Spyman5050 (1:53:11 AM): i WISH

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:53:30 AM): haha, exactly. is your boner up to your teeth? i feel like i might be able to see it from here

Spyman5050 (1:54:15 AM): i got a light installed on the top of it too

Spyman5050 (1:54:18 AM): look for that

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:55:09 AM): dang. does that light interfere at all or does it maybe help? i'll bet if dexter saw it he'd be jizzing in his pants

Spyman5050 (1:55:46 AM): its purely for aesthetics

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:56:23 AM): i don't know whether to be disappointed or not

Spyman5050 (1:56:55 AM): why?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:57:24 AM): A LIGHT ON YOUR PEEN, BRYCE? come on. it's fuckin' classy.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:57:32 AM): and then it's only for aesthetics. psh.

Spyman5050 (1:57:41 AM): well it doesnt do anything!

Spyman5050 (1:57:49 AM): if i turn it to max

Spyman5050 (1:57:54 AM): then i can see how deep im going!

Spyman5050 (1:58:36 AM): ...that...was a joke

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:58:41 AM): haha, i know

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:58:45 AM): i'm arguing with brandon

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:58:51 AM): it interferes with the LAWLStrain

Spyman5050 (1:59:25 AM): gotcha

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:59:38 AM): hmmm, i wonder if you could get a girl's stomach to glow

Spyman5050 (1:59:44 AM): cayla

Spyman5050 (1:59:47 AM): ...

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:59:48 AM): WHAT

Spyman5050 (1:59:51 AM): you dont put your penis in her stomach

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:59:56 AM): you could...

Spyman5050 (2:00:07 AM): mm

Spyman5050 (2:00:12 AM): I couldnt personally

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:00:19 AM): i could.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:00:22 AM): paco peen is fuckin' huge

Spyman5050 (2:00:35 AM): yea youre more endowed than i

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:01:36 AM): golly, paco is just tops

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:01:42 AM): BRYCE

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:01:46 AM): you should watch true blood

Spyman5050 (2:02:01 AM): you mean the twilight tv show?

Spyman5050 (2:02:03 AM): nooo thanks

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:28 AM): twilight...tv...show... WHAT? NO

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:30 AM): i'm gonna kill you

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:37 AM): seriously. rip your guts out. or your intestines.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:02:39 AM): and strangle you with them

Spyman5050 (2:02:49 AM): hah

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KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:03:21 AM): twilight tv show.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:03:24 AM): you're awful

Spyman5050 (2:03:41 AM): well

Spyman5050 (2:03:44 AM): its a new tv show

Spyman5050 (2:03:45 AM): about vampires

Spyman5050 (2:03:51 AM): myspace is all over it

Spyman5050 (2:03:56 AM): sounds like it to me

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:04:12 AM): well, it's been on for a season already. it's based on the sookie stackhouse novels by charlaine harris. AND THESE VAMPS ARE EGIT

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:04:14 AM): LEGIT*

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:04:19 AM): NOT TWILIGHT. CRETIN.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:08:05 AM): ugh. if you were here, i'd punch you in the shoulder.

Spyman5050 (2:08:13 AM): see

Spyman5050 (2:08:15 AM): i knew you would

Spyman5050 (2:08:22 AM): which is why i planned out this entire night

Spyman5050 (2:08:24 AM): to not be there

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:09:59 AM): i'm gonna build a rocketlauncher

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:02 AM): to come over there

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:05 AM): and punch you in the shoulder

Spyman5050 (2:10:18 AM): the rocket launcher is?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:21 AM): YEAH

Spyman5050 (2:10:23 AM): or youre gonna rocket yourself over here?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:30 AM): uhhhhh. hm. good question

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:10:44 AM): no, i think the rocket is just gonna be shaped like my fist

Spyman5050 (2:10:48 AM): okay

Spyman5050 (2:11:02 AM): you could just chop your whole arm off

Spyman5050 (2:11:05 AM): and send that my way

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:11:14 AM): no you'd use it for other things, like beating children.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:11:23 AM): and jacking your hog

Spyman5050 (2:12:09 AM): jacking

Spyman5050 (2:12:11 AM): my hog?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:12:26 AM): yeah

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:15 AM): come on

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:17 AM): rub one out

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:24 AM): MODERN TERMINOLOGY

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:27 AM): IS IT BLOWING YOUR MIND

Spyman5050 (2:16:29 AM): grossssss

Spyman5050 (2:16:36 AM): yer sick!

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:43 AM): hahahahahaha

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:16:48 AM): this is why i will not chop my arm off

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:06 AM): i have a tiny hand that is useful for many things. and you will not use it to your advantage, sir. no no no

Spyman5050 (2:17:12 AM): cuz youre so filled with gross that bugs would just come spewing out??

Spyman5050 (2:17:17 AM): yea thats what would happen

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:25 AM): what kind of bugs?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:27 AM): june bugs?

Spyman5050 (2:17:33 AM): gross ones

Spyman5050 (2:17:33 AM): like

Spyman5050 (2:17:34 AM): caterpillars

Spyman5050 (2:17:37 AM): pussy ones

Spyman5050 (2:17:40 AM): PUSsy ones

Spyman5050 (2:17:43 AM): not pussy

Spyman5050 (2:17:44 AM): perv

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (2:17:57 AM): well now i'm totally thinking of vagina caterpillars