Maaaan, I love this prank.

This is a prank I pulled on Audra last year for April Fool's.
:-D
I LOOOOOOOVE IT.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:02:48 AM): audra.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:02:53 AM): i need to tell you something kind of serious.

KirkisaJ3rk (1:04:03 AM): what?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:34 AM): i kind of had a serious girl-on-girl encounter this weekend.

KirkisaJ3rk (1:04:44 AM): ....

KirkisaJ3rk (1:04:45 AM): with Laura?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:50 AM): yeahhhh.

KirkisaJ3rk (1:05:29 AM): like...outside of the game?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:06:02 AM): yeahhhh. on saturday. after the boys left. see, she has this purple vibrator dildo whatev, and she got it when she was dating rob, cuz it was the size of his peen. so i was all, "LEMME SEE". and then we used it.

KirkisaJ3rk (1:06:16 AM): O.O

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:06:29 AM): we weren't drunk, though.

KirkisaJ3rk (1:06:30 AM): JESUS CHRIST

KirkisaJ3rk (1:06:38 AM): I THOUGHT YOU MEANT LIKE, YOU MADE OUT WITH HER OR SOMETHING

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:06:51 AM): ohhh, i wish that's all it was.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:07:02 AM): buuuuut no. i told it was serious, dude. kissing isn't that serious.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:07:16 AM): using a relatively large purple dildo on each other, while NOT under the influence of alcohol...heh.

KirkisaJ3rk (1:07:34 AM): Yeah...I mean...wow....well just

KirkisaJ3rk (1:07:36 AM): I'm speechless.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:07:49 AM): and i kind of liked it. i mean...with her...i mean...god. yeah. i don't know.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:07:57 AM): wanna know something else?

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:14 AM): mm?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:20 AM): it's april fool's day.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:21 AM):

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:36 AM): LADSJFLKASDJF

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:36 AM): ADF;LSDKJFLK;AJSDF

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:37 AM): ASDFL;KJASDFL

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:41 AM): YOU STUPID CUNT

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:47 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:47 AM): YOU STUPID WHORE AND A HALF

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:48 AM): I SO BELIEVED THAT

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:48 AM): GO DIE

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:51 AM): I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING SO HARD

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:54 AM): FOR LIKE

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:55 AM): GO CRAWL INTO A FUCKING HOLE AND STARVE TO DEATH

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:56 AM): THE PAST FIVE MINUTES

KirkisaJ3rk (1:08:57 AM): NO. NO. NO

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:09:00 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

KirkisaJ3rk (1:09:03 AM): I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR CLITORIS OFF

KirkisaJ3rk (1:09:06 AM): NO MORE CLITORAL STIMULATION FOR YOU

KirkisaJ3rk (1:09:10 AM): SEE IF YOU EVER FUCKING ORGASM AGAIN

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:09:15 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KirkisaJ3rk (1:09:15 AM): JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:09:37 AM): HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA