Can't. Breathe.

Brady decided to reply to my ad on Craigslist. I was laughing so hard, I literally almost peed on my bed.


first off let me say that I am a woman. I could tell by your post that youre into that kinda shit, you kinky bitch.
I love to watch gay porn and masturbate with my giant double ended BBD (big black dildo). Ass to ass is the best with hot bitches such as yourself.
I would love to meet you at a random ass park, and grope you in your car. I'm sure you wont be against it once you experience my beyond amazing groping skills. After that I would love to take you back to my place for more groping, and maybe some sexual favors can be exchanged.
I have a strange fetish for life size cardboard cutouts of Luke Skywalker from star wars, and to find a woman with one randomly standing in her bedroom would make me drop to my knees and propose right there. Cats are not my favorite animals, so if you have a big fat one with kitty acne, make sure she stays away from me.
Attached is a picture of me.... I hope we can meet.


She also included a picture.