FAIL.

I thought it would be immensely entertaining to put an ad on Craiglist in the personals section. I didn't lie or anything. I just thought I'd enjoy myself.

I think people on Craiglist need to remember how sarcastic the world is, because THIS guy could learn a lesson:

"You claim to be wickedly intelligent, but you're missing a few key points. First, you shouldn't be joining a gym to meet people. You should be joining to improve your body and health. Second, maybe the issue isn't how you look, but your personality? If you express something about yourself that's interesting, there are people who would be interested in you. Third, are you one of those chubby girls who only wants a 'hot, fit guy'? Maybe you're being a hypocrite? Lastly, are you a virgin who's waiting to get married before having sex? Sorry to break it to you, but that's not something that makes you a top candidate for dating."

Well, good golly Miss MOLLY. I replied:

"Thank you for your words of wisdom. Go write a book. You've educated me so thoroughly in my manner of discord."

And quite thankfully, he replied to that, as well:

"And there's more proof of why you're single, which I touched on. You have a lousy attitude and personality. But go on thinking it's because guys are shallow."

Personally, I think he hit the nail on the head. My attitude is downright lousy, and my GOODNESS do I have a shit personality. Tsk tsk tsk, Cayla. Bad.

This dude has been told he's shallow one too many times, and by GOD, he is going to fucking PROVE that he IS NOT, DAMNIT.

I commend him. I applaud him. My Craigslist ad shows me for what I really am, I guess.

A hypocrite. Darn it all.