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KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:37 AM): hey. hey jarid.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:42 AM): brandon just totally went on a rant about you

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:43 AM): it was insane

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:49 AM): and then all of a sudden, we were arguing about the rant.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:54 AM): and i was like, "OMFG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:04:59 AM): but then i totally owned him with logic

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:00 AM): so i win

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:01 AM): again

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:18 AM): and he can sit there and claim there is NO LOGIC, but there is.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:20 AM): there were dots

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:24 AM): jake even agreed there were dots

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:29 AM): majority rules, i think.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:44 AM): and don't you dare agree with him

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:47 AM): BECAUSE I AM RIGHT

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:05:52 AM): I AM ALWAYS RIGHT

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:06:27 AM): and there are plenty of things, and stuff, and... JUST A BUNCH OKAY

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:06:44 AM): so jarid. thoughts?

PsychoPunkTiki (1:07:44 AM): what

PsychoPunkTiki (1:07:50 AM): was being said about me?

PsychoPunkTiki (1:08:13 AM): or can;t I know

PsychoPunkTiki (1:08:14 AM): ?

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:16 AM): oh you can know

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:18 AM): and i will tell you

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:20 AM): in a moment

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:08:21 AM): my darling

PsychoPunkTiki (1:08:25 AM): ok

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:06 AM): alrighty, jarid

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:12 AM): so. we're standing outside

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:27 AM): jake came over to talk, rant, whatever, and have a ciggy with me. and brandon was out there. he had been on the phone.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:29 AM): and so. we start talking.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:33 AM): and you happen to IM him

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:47 AM): and you said something like, "a number, a fruit, and something gray"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:50 AM): and he replied

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:12:53 AM): and then

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:13:23 AM): i said the thing you said about james dean being eaten by dinosaurs

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:13:32 AM): and how it was inconceivable

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:13:43 AM): and then i said, "there are some dots that should be connected, SIR"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:13:55 AM): and brandon was aghast

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:14:00 AM): and was like, "what? what? what?"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:14:30 AM): and i, so cunning am i, took a step forward, and said, "i think i know some things about... jarid"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:14:34 AM): and brandon was aghast AGAIN

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:14:51 AM): you know. i should just call you.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:14:52 AM): because.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:14:58 AM): my voice would portray what i'm saying so much better.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:05 AM): or i could continue on here.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:06 AM): your choice.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:08 AM): it's getting good

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:12 AM): because is aghast again

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:18 AM): because brandon*

PsychoPunkTiki (1:15:23 AM): I am in the basement

PsychoPunkTiki (1:15:28 AM): and my phone is upstaris

PsychoPunkTiki (1:15:32 AM): charging

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:35 AM): WELL FINE

PsychoPunkTiki (1:15:36 AM): ...

PsychoPunkTiki (1:15:37 AM): sorry

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:42 AM): just know that i am telling an epic tale

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:52 AM): and you are missing out on my fabulous story telling ways via... voice... and such

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:15:53 AM): anyway

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:16:14 AM): i said, "you know, jarid is quite attractive, and always seems to ignore me when you are online. because i think he thinks that you are more interesting"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:16:18 AM): and brandon was all, "BUT BUT BUT"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:16:26 AM): and i said, "NO BUTS BRANDON. I SPEAK THE TRUTH"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:16:45 AM): and then brandon slumped against my car, defeated.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:17:35 AM): and i said, "good. now listen up, buckwheat. i bet that jarid likes you more than he likes me. AND I DON'T MEAN FRIENDWISE, OH NO. because friendwise, i am awesome. but no. that is not what i mean"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:17:40 AM): and then brandon, all of a sudden, had a story.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:17:45 AM): he said something like this:

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:19:04 AM): "i, brandon robert caviness, do believe that you, cayla christine gillispie, are absolutely and positively on to something. i bet that when you guys go to dennys and have your coffee... i will glare at you from the window, where i will be watching, out of horrible jealousy. and then, all of a sudden, jarid will exclaim, 'BUT I LOVE BRANDON!'. and you, my beautiful loving cayla, being an amazing woman, will immediately make him sign a piece of napkin STATING that he said what he said"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:19:31 AM): "and then, you, cayla, love of my life, will bring it to me, and i will JUMP FOR JOY. and after jumping for such joy, jarid will run out into the parking lot, and love making will ensue"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:19:36 AM): at this point, jarid, i interjected

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:19:43 AM): i said, "but brandon! he doesn't like touching!"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:19:55 AM): and brandon said, "well cayla, i know. therefore, it will be EMOTIONAL LOVE MAKING"

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:20:08 AM): and then. we all applauded. because it's a completely believable concept, don't you think?

PsychoPunkTiki (1:20:53 AM): I suppose so...

PsychoPunkTiki (1:20:54 AM): ah

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:21:20 AM): see? i win.

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:21:32 AM): because. after brandon told this amazing story, HE SAID I WAS WRONG

KiSsThEsTaRs8488 (1:21:42 AM): AND HE SAID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. I JUST SAID TO CONNECT DOTS.

PsychoPunkTiki (1:23:00 AM): the only logical flaw I find in there

PsychoPunkTiki (1:23:09 AM): is while yes I have questioned my sexuality

PsychoPunkTiki (1:23:22 AM): at current moment I am attracted to females I believe

PsychoPunkTiki (1:23:25 AM): I could be wrong though