Highlight.

The highlight of my day today:

I'm sitting in Math, and Emily is next to me, doodling, or so it seems.
Upon closer inspection, I see this blacked out line or something, and next to it, she's written something:
"I doodle sometimes, but it always ends up looking like a penis... so I... erase it..."

Emily is a lesbian. I found it to be the funniest thing ever.

And then, later, our math teacher said, "Biologically, it's nonsense".
We were discussing a true-false question having to do with percents.

Yeah.

That was the highlight.