I'm losing you, and it's effortless.

I have an accumulation of 3 underground zits on my face right now, all from stress. One might suggest it's from my period, but they can get lost. Menstrual zits are big, puss filled ones on the surface. Usually on my cheekbones, or nose. But no. These 3?
Underground. So they can get massive. And hard. One is on my chin, and makes it look like I have a witch chin.
The other is on my cheek, which speaks for itself.
The other is on my temple, and it's giving me a wicked headache.

FUCK STRESS.

"I'll marry you if you lose 20 pounds".
Gosh, isn't that romantic? You'd imagine that that sentence is a complete joke, right? NOPE.
Totally serious.
Wanna know who said it?

My dad.

My mom was 125 pounds, tan, blonde... a total knockout. And he tought she was fat.

Well, FUCK YOU, Dad. I'm a fatty and I love it.

Seriously!

And wow, if a guy ever said that to me, I'd crush his balls with pliers. But Mom said that Dad doesn't have balls.
UGH. If I told my dad that someone said that to me, I wouldn't be surprised if he lit the guy's house on fire.

What a hypocrite, my dad. It gets, worse, though...

During my first few years of life, my dad still had game, so he took advantage of it, and cheated on Mom quite frequently.
Yeah!
And he'd try to go over to Pam's house and use the spare bedroom with the girls he found at the bar.

Well, first off, he'd been a complete dick to Pam in high school, and secondly, Mom and Pam were good friends. So yeah.
Mom knew. But did she divorce him? Noooo.

He's been up north, working on a project at my grandparents' house, for two weeks. We're all kind of hoping he'll stay there, or find a girlfriend.
Man! Can you believe that asshole?!

I blame both of them, realy, for being as unhappy as they are. Dad is a dick who still wishes he was a casanova, and Mom let him be a dick for so long, she just feels comfortable with it, now.

I WILL NEVER BE LIKE THAT.