Cigarettes today: Two.

I figure I'll start to keep a count, just so people know that I don't smoke like a chimney.
Well, shit. Sometimes I do.

And then I get really sick and have to lay down.
I really shouldn't smoke. I'm sensitive enough without the added tar in my system.

Anyway.

I drink so much coke that my pee has finally turned green.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Neon fucking green.

Wanna know the funny part?
It smells weird, too.
Faintly like what my urine smells like when I take Mucinex for colds...
...Interesting.

People say I should lighten up on the coca-cola, too.
But.
I'm addicted to caffeine.
I'd rather be addicted to that than:
A- Smoking like a chimney
B- Being a slut
C- Cutting myself
D- Acting like a bitch because I'm caffeine deprived

I like caffeine.
It's a nice vice.
It isn't illegal.
I'm going to stick with it.

It'll probably be with me until the day I die.
Just bury me with a bottle of it, eh?

I saw 'The Unborn' tonight.
I think it's a good movie to...
Aw, hell, it's a horrible movie.
Only see it if you plan on laughing your ass off and making great jokes about how Gary Oldman has an incredible Wrath, or how hot Cam Gigandet is when he throws himself through glass windows to ALMOST chuck a four-year-old over a balcony, or how incredibly awesome it is that in movie terms, "I need to get some air" really means, "I need to have a hot shower and touch myself".
JUST SAYING.