Total cigarettes today: Two
Chemistry was okay today, although I know I'm gonna hate it soon.
I just HATE IT.
But she blew shit up today. That was worth it.
Math is pretty normal.
Woo. Math. Woo.
I also had Minnesota History tonight with Mammenga.
HE IS OLD. AND HILARIOUS. AND LOUD.
I already love the class.
I do not like how fucking cold it is outside.
Yeah.
I'LL PASS ON THAT, THANKS.
Hopefully it won't be as bad tomorrow.
I only have Humanities tomorrow.
Speaking of which...
I have to go read 'The Tell-Tale Heart'.
BECAUSE APPARENTLY, THIS IS AN ENGLISH CLASS, AND APPARENTLY, I DIDN'T READ THIS A GAJILLION TIMES IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Talk about Bram Stoker some more, Dierking.
AT LEAST WE TALKED ABOUT THE AUTHOR OF DRACULA INSTEAD OF READING THE FUCKING BOOK AND ANALYZING IT.
FUCK YOU, KIRSTEN.
I PASSED ENGLISH WITH AN A.
YOU ARE NOT SUSAN DUNN.
YOU ARE A RETARDEDLY QUIET HUMANITIES TEACHER WHO CAN'T JUST START WITH THE YEAR 1800 AND WORK CHRONOLOGICALLY TO 1899.
Make me read another story, bitch.
I will DESTROY YOU.
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Seriously. What the fuck is up with every single fucking class on the face of the planet making us read The Telltale Heart?
ReplyDeleteI read that shit four times in high school, and I had to read it in my American Lit class my first semester at Sauk. And NOW I had to read it for fiction.
I didn't take any notes. And if anyone questions why I can just be like, "Because I have read and discussed this stupid fucker so many times that I could sit at the front of the room and talk for everyone. That's how well I know everything anyone could possibly say about this story that would make sense."
CAN WE READ SOMETHING ELSE BY POE PLEASE?
PLEASE?
Probably not.
Also.
ReplyDeleteThe stupid letters this thing made me type said "glikenel"
And I think that would be a nifty last name for you to have someday.
Cayla Christine Glikenel.
The next one said "conie".
ReplyDeleteYou can name your daughter that.
Conie Glikenel.
Oooo "sendi"
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MANIESS
ReplyDeleteThat's like a fucked up adjective to describe being manly.