Total cigarettes today: One
What the EFF is this headache?!
SERIOUSLY!
It doesn't matter what I do, it just REFUSES TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
It's like, "Fuck you, Cayla. I will hurt you repeatedly and make you suffer because you're a stupid ho".
Excedrin isnt' even helping this bitch.
THIS BITCH IS HANGING ON WITH A MOTHERFUCKING VENGEANCE.
Anyway.
I'm hungry.
I think I shall make myself a pot pie.
OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
And by epic proportions, I mean it has potatoes in it.
Oh.
Can I just say...
That if Taylor Swift was a serious lady, she wouldn't sing songs about Romeo and Juliet living happily ever after.
Wanna know why?
CUZ FIRST OF ALL, BITCH, THAT'S DESECRATING EVERYTHING SHAKESPEARE EVER WROTE, YOU IGNORANT TWAT.
AND SECDONDLY, ROMEO AND JULIET DIED. GET THE FACTS RIGHT.
Dumbass cunt.
I learned last night that sliding in snow can actually be quite fun, if you don't apply the brakes.
It's actually really easy to get out of sliding if you don't apply the brakes.
Applying the brakes gets you killed.
Or in a ditch (saw that), or in a car accident (saw that) or in the other lane of traffic (saw that).
But thanks to Jake, I can safely maneuver Special Ed around WITHOUT doing any of the above.
Yeah. Expert driver status. Right here.
Speaking of drivers...
Ricky takes his license test on Thursday.
Kill. Me. Now.
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