First day of school. Spring Semester.

Total Cigarettes Today: One

I went bowling last night.
Unbeknownst to me, since... fricken... FOREVER, it's free on Sunday night.
FREE.

Like, shit.
I had no idea.
So we go.
And by "we", I mean, a bunch of chilluns from work.
And Sara's boyfriend Chase.
And Anna's friend Nate.
Anyway.
We had to team up, because it was so crowded.

Sara + Courtney = Corsa
Brian + Chase = Brase
Cayla + Anna = Canna
Cassandra + Nate = Cathaniel

Anna and I lost, of course.
We decided that if it was a bowling league where you had to bowl like golfers, WE WOULD WIN.
And next time, we're gonna call ourselves Tiger, as in Tiger Woods.

Haha, Cleo always loses it when I look at her, make a kiss noise, and close my eyes as I do it.
Her pupils get all dilated.
And she just now, couldn't stand it anymore, so she jumped in my lap.

Little does she know that I have to shower in five minutes...
...But she's looking at me, her eyes all lovey and heady-lidded.
GOD I LOVE THIS FUCKING CAT.

I'm pretty sure that 'Circus' by Britney Spears is like, the story of my life.
CUZ I AM THE RING LEADER, MMK?!


I'm having mixed feelings about this semester of school.
I feel like this is going to be a neverending ordeal.
I feeeeeeeel like I'm never gonna get my Associates and MOVE ON.
It's kind of how I feel about men, as well.

It really doesn't matter how much they initially impress me.
For some reason, guys do that to me a lot.
Because they find me intimidating.
Or mysterious.
And the second I let my guard down, WHABAM.
They're done being impressive. They turn into assholes.
I know that it's something I'm doing wrong.
I'm too blunt. I'm too smarmy. I'm too sarcastic.
I'm pushy, I'm rude, I'm obscene, I'm egotistical.

BUT CAN'T I FIND A GUY WHO LIKES THAT?!
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.